Start mulching bark now.
Build a third escape tunnel.
Bury a precious vegetable under the sign of the gold arches.
Two drops in each cupcake.
When the scent of spoiling meat is strong, rub the glass orbs with the cinnabar wand.
Offer to carry a stranger's luggage to the Holiday Inn.
Trace the outline of your cat with that awful "flesh" color Crayola crayon .
Think globally, act clownishly.
Floss.